photos 'n' that

It has come to my attention that for this search for a deep and meaningful relationship is to bare fruit I really need to provide photographical evidence of my shortness, lightness and ugliness. Unfortunately I don't understand computers so that will not be possible and it is only left for me to desecribe my appearance. Imagine a younger Johnny Depp with the sparkling baby blues of Paul Newman and the physique of Lynford Christie. Got it? Right, well, I look absolutely nothing like that. I'm more of a..........hang on, beauty is only skin deep and it's in the eye of the beholder so fuck it. All you need to know is that I am not that ugly and my personal odour issue is sure to sort itself out when I come to terms with showering. My 7 chins and habit of dressing like Roy from Coronation Street may be a little more difficult to overcome but hey ladies, that's the challenge.
Girls - please send me photos of yourself and I will let my mum (she's my bestest friend ever) judge who is most suited for me.

P.S - Bear with me if it takes me a while to respond. The sheer load of E traffic may well cause this site to melt down.

No?

I'll take that as a no then shall I?

I'm wondering if there's any reasonable attractive women out there who might like to have a date with a short(ish), light(ish), ugly(ish) man who earns minimum wage, is slightly smelly and has no prospects. Ladies, please form an orderly queue.

HELLO.

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